“The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.”
– Al McGuire
“If something is free then you’re the product!”
“If you have nothing nice to say, then say nothing at all!”
“We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.”
– Bryan White
“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.”
– Mark Twain
“Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.”
– Yakov Smirnof
“Nothing makes me more productive than the last minute.”
-Unknown
“Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.”
– William James
“My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.”
– Mike Myers
“No amount of money ever bought a second of time.”
– Howard Stark
“Pull up your pants!”
– Denis Leary
